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Anime Dating Simulator

Updated: Apr 8, 2023

Written by Pankhi Mehta, Anime Club's Vrinda Rastogi and Sneha Patra


Hi, I'm Asho-kun!!(ノ^∇^)

I am your average, very relatable main character! (^▽^) I have a generic face and normal blue-ish-black-ish-brown-ish hair!! (You can project onto me and pretend that girls like you!!)

Can I tell you a secret? I get too many bitches!!! And I can’t choose which girl I want to ask out! (⋟﹏⋞) (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ (⊙_☉)

I don't know what to do!! They’re all so kawaii!

(灬♥ω♥灬)(ᗒᗨᗕ)(*≧∀≦*)(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)


Like, the other day, I was going to the library when I ran into Madbatter-chan, and she made cookies!

It was a beautiful day and cherry blossoms were blowing in the wind when…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


Madbatter-chan: Asho-kun!! Wait!

Asho-kun: Huh? ( °▽° )

Madbatter-chan: S-senpai!! I made some cookies... Do you want one?


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


… I remember the cookies tasted so nice and sweet!! Just like her… (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ (。^‿^。)

Oh! After meeting Madbatter-chan that day, I also ran into Siyahi-chan!! (^ω^)


It was a beautiful day and cherry blossoms were blowing in the wind when I saw Siyahi-chan sitting in the grass and I said hi…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


Asho-kun: Hi Siyahi-chan, what are you doing? ヾ( ^∇^)

Siyahi-chan: Hey Asho-kun, come paint with me!


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


… Siyahi-chan is soooo cool and chill, I like her a lot too. ( 〃▽〃)(°◡°♡)

But then I also met Edict-san while she was on her way to a meeting. (^U^)


It was a beautiful day and cherry blossoms were blowing in the wind. Edict-chan and I were talking when…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


Edict-san: Studies show that romantic relationships can mutually benefit those involved. I might even consider having one with you.


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


… OMG!!! Edict-san made me so flustered I didn't know what to do!!! So I just ran away

(灬º 艸º灬) (/ω\)(>д<)(つ﹏<。)


I was so confuseddddd! (;﹏;) (>_<)

I needed to clear my mind, so I went to feed the dogs. ¯\_(T▽T)_/¯


It was a beautiful day and cherry blossoms were blowing in the wind when I reached and I saw Pawsitive-chan there…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


Asho-kun: Hi Pawsitive-chan… (;へ:)

Pawsitive-chan: Hi senpai! What's wrong? Do you want to see the puppies? They are right here, I'll show you. These puppies are so soft and cute, you can pet these puppies if you’d like.


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


… ૮ ˆﻌˆ აԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ) ૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა♥(˘ ε˘ ) (●///▽///●)

The next day, I saw Vistar-chan practicing her singing!! (✯◡✯)

It was a beautiful day and cherry blossoms were blowing in the wind when…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


Asho-kun: Hi Vistar-chan! How is practice going? (^ω^)

Vistaar-san: Senpai! It's going better now that you’re here, will you be at the open mic to hear me perform?

Asho-kun: Sure, what are you singing? (⁀ᗢ⁀)

Vistaar-san: Tell me your favourite song, I’d love to sing it for you!


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


… Her voice was soooo angelic and kawaiiiiiii!! ♡ ~('▽^人) I wish that I was a good enough singer to sing with her… (。•́︿•̀。)(T⌓T)

After that I met GreenRoom-san!! GreenRoom-san is so cooooool! (Ŏ艸Ŏ)

Whenever I see her plays it's like I can’t look away! (。♥‿♥。)

It was a beautiful day and cherry blossoms were blowing in the wind and I went to say hi to her…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


Asho-kun: Wow GreenRoom-san, your plays are always soooo good! (*^◇ ^* ) (◉‿◉) Working on a play must be so cool!! ˚‧º·(˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)‧º·˚

GreenRoom-san: Darling, being part of a play is exhilarating, and the allure of the stage is unmatched, but not everyone can handle it… Being in one of my plays can cause even the strongest to crumble, but those who can manage it reap the sweetest rewards.

Asho-kun: Whoa…that sounds so cool. I wonder if I would be any good at it… (。•́︿•̀。)

GreenRoom-san: Oh, do you want to taste the thrill of showbiz, Asho-kun? You'll have to work for it.


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


… Wow, just imagine being part of GreenRoom-san’s plays… ⌒(,,๏ ⋏ ๏,,)⌒ (OwO) Sugoiiiiiiii!!⊂((〃≧▽≦〃))⊃

But GreenRoom-san is right, I don't know if I can handle it… (┳◡┳) ╥﹏╥ (;﹏;)

But then, right as I was talking to GreenRoom-san, SHE walked by!!!! Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→

Anime-chan!! My heart was racing! Oh gosh, I couldn't stop staring at her…( ⚆ _ ⚆ )( 〇□〇)

Her hair, her eyes, her lips… WOW! (゜Д゜*) (꒪ȏ꒪;) ( ºΔº ) <("0 ")>

Kawaii! () I wonder if I could ever have a chance with someone like her… (๑♡ ⌓♡๑)

As I saw her walking away, my nose started bleeding!! (灬º 艸º灬) I tried to hide it but it was so HARD, there was too much blood!! (「 ⊙Д⊙)「 (> ་། <)

Eventually, I passed out from the blood loss and when I woke up, all I could think about was Anime-chan…


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚


All illustrations by Pankhi Mehta

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