(Alternatively, How To Paper Over The Cracks Appearing In Your Living Situation)
Did you get a bad room but they won’t let you move? Or did you get no room, not even a roof? Well, in such a situation where things don’t improve, We’ve got just the solution for you!
It’s easy, it’s perfect, it’s wonderful, okay? It’ll make you forget all your troubles for a day Or that some people have no place to stay No place to call home for their Thursday night soiree
All your problems will go away if you decorate your room! Sounds fishy, I know, but for now, you live in a tomb With white walls, orange softboards; it’s a recipe for doom It won’t be if you could just decorate your room!
Put up fairy lights to hide how mismatched the lights are, Some nice ones, preferably in the shape of some stars That light up the room nicely, and not too harsh Or else too bright could leave you with additional scars.
Add some posters to your walls to cover up the cracks, Some pictures of artists no one knows, perhaps? You’ll look very edgy and far more relaxed If your walls had white men who stared at you during your naps.
(Yes I know the last line is too long but it was funnier in my head and no I wont change). ‘
Last, but not least, put away your books, Stuff your fake plants in all the crannies and nooks Make the room so you that no one can overlook That the room is yours - by hook or by crook
Whether our policy of décor works, we’re not too sure These problems are new, hopefully they won’t endure But strange problems need strange solutions, and of course who’d make you leave a room you decorated as yours?
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